What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. 🙂

Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes.

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s probably too cheesy.

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans

I’m tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is!