Why are horses never overweight? They’re on a stable diet.

Why are some chillies nosy? They’re jalapeno business

I hate girls with double standards unless they’re pretty

Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies

How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth

What has a bottom at the top? Your legs.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach …

[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!