What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?

What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador.

What does r/The_Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta

“So Sherlock…” asked Watson, “I forget, what was your highest degree of education?” “Elementary, my dear Watson.”

Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

I had a conversation with a Mobius strip… It was one-sided.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch.

Who’s bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large