Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest

What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? “Don’t worry, it’s a naan issue.”

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase…

WHAT is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!

There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together… They’re called velcrows.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Two birds are sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other, “Do you smell fish?”

Why doesn’t the sun need to go to University? He’s too bright.

What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis.

Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!