Clean fun Jokes for all.
-
Why did the dog go into the water?
Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
-
What do you call soup that you’ve found a hair in?
What do you call soup that you’ve found a hair in? Rabbit Soup 😀
-
What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?
What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!
-
What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile?
What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful
-
There once was a jealous zombie.
There once was a jealous zombie… But he ate his heart out.
-
What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?
What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!
-
What do you call a fish who works for the government?
What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official.
-
What did the space between two tiles say?
What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT
-
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
-
How do you make gold soup?
How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots.
Got any joke recommendations?