Clean fun Jokes for all.
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? “Look grandpa, no hands!”
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Where does dubious pasta come from?
Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can’t take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the_gaydar/c5lnkep) guy
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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?
Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field
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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine –From a great co-worker
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I made half a cup of tea the other day.
I made half a cup of tea the other day… It was so nice I had two.
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What’s an idealist vegetarian’s favorite meal?
What’s an idealist vegetarian’s favorite meal? Peas and hominy
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Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who’s there?
Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who’s there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!
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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?
Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion.
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They told me I had type “A” blood.
They told me I had type “A” blood… turns out it was a typo.
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What kind of birds stick together?
What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows
Got any joke recommendations?